‘WWE Raw’: Laughing All a Way to a ‘Bank’

June 9, 2015 - WWE

Whether it’s 3MB (R.I.P.) attack Bourbon Street to move a stone or Dean Ambrose holding Seth Rollins’ Heavyweight Championship belt on an Instagram debate of a French Quarter, WWE loves to make New Orleans a impression in a possess right when forward on a Crescent City. In fact, they might as good have entered New Orleans as a final member in Sunday’s Money in a Bank ladder match, given it’s already a sincerely unmanageable affair.

But then, all that would have taken divided from a warn of Kofi Kingston not winning.

And vocalization of Mr. Kingston, he contingency have double-checked his calendar to make certain it was 2015 when sensitive he and Jamie Noble would be competing in unbroken bouts to tighten out yesterday’s go-home show. Especially when Kevin Owens, representing a company’s future, kicked off a uncover by staring down John Cena, a mystic soon-to-be past. But before we mutter on any longer and run a risk of a undone Joey Mercury undoing his earpiece, here are a 5 pivotal things (in further to a common accompaniment of Twitter-friendly sidebar fodder) we took divided from a Jun 8, 2015 book of Raw.

5. Dónde Está Cesaro?
Why am we regulating a one denunciation Cesaro doesn’t speak to scrutinise as to his whereabouts? we consider a genuine doubt here is how a writers couldn’t come adult with some approach to confederate a Swiss Superman into final night’s affairs, notwithstanding a deficiency of his injured partner Tyson Kidd and his successive miss of storyline streamer into Money in a Bank. (In regards to a latter, this be a cost we compensate when entertainment a marquee eventuality any other week, though we’ll get to that later.) No reason he couldn’t have been extrinsic as a final ladder-match member once news of Kidd’s latest hapless reversal pennyless (get well, T.J.), rather than Kane appointing himself a seventh combatant. Or maybe this was a possibility for him to start uninformed and cut a true-to-life promo on his continued run of missed opportunities. Whether he’s dynamite on a mic or not, fans are behind a male and would have rallied. And it positively would have helped lessen a interminability of some other segments, such as, oh, a unconstrained gauntlet of guys blasting their chests about aforementioned ladder match. Cesaro, if zero else, is a worker, so let a male work!

4. Lana Still Hates America
I feel it bears repeating. Just as it did when Zeb Colter somehow spun his repugnant xenophobia into enthusiastic support from a WWE Universe. we need some-more from Lana’s story. It’s not adequate that she’s hot, and so fans wish to see her, and so she gains her liberty from Rusev and so Dolph Ziggler swoops in to her rescue. we need some nuance. we need an interview/promo where Lana talks of carrying been brainwashed into anti-American view or carrying been convinced by a passion of U.S. audiences to recur her biases (Alberto Del Rio was given during slightest that many to work with). Otherwise, all we see is some swap chronicle of Rocky IV where Balboa ends adult descending for Brigitte Nielsen’s Ludmilla and Adrian can go fuck herself. Unexpectedly, it’s Rusev who’s been a vast leader in this story, display flashes of abyss to his impression and losing small of his earthy menace. After all, even brushing adult opposite bad Lana apparently pennyless her ankle in 3 places, that might as good be kismet for how she dejected a Bulgarian’s heart.

3. Fine, Feed Me More
I give. After his desirable coming on Miz TV (did we indeed usually put that in grave suggested italics?), I’m peaceful to let it slip that his latest babyface iteration totally betrays any proof for anyone who watched WWE programming around a time (i.e. not that prolonged ago) he portrayed your standard locker room bully. And I’ll even demeanour past a corny, grown caveman gimmick and concur that Ryback’s grown some genuine charisma. Maybe a Intercontinental title’s burning him with a certainty he lacked, or maybe we was exposed and simply convinced amid a sincerely muted night of action. But fine, I’ll base for a Big Guy on Sunday. What’s my other option? Big Show? (Well played, WWE, good played.)

2. Now That’s How You Start ‘Raw’
It’s still misleading what on earth compelled a powers that be to flog off final week with some-more plodding Authority play when all anyone wanted to see was a white-hot Kevin Owens go toe-to-toe with his overnight foe, John Cena. Seven days later, that march was duly corrected, and Raw likely ensured some flattering certain first-hour numbers by some-more or reduction creation it a NXT hour. (Despite abating his possess on-screen role, Triple H contingency be beaming.) There wasn’t many hit between Cena and KO, though not many was required. The stakes are set, and these dual are a reason anyone will be shopping in come Sunday, so let it simmer. Plus, we got a unaccompanied provide of Cena on explanation (the male is smooth), and a mostly botch-free compare between Owens and former NXT champ Neville, even if it was a rude self-denial for a “new sensation.” Now, if usually there was a story with nominal movement to finish a show. In a meanwhile, Joey Mercury pinning a universe champ will have to do.

1. Bye, Biweekly, Bye
OK, WWE, you’ve had your fun: Elimination Chamber was a sincerely successful examination in promote autonomy, and for a many part, you’ve been means to beget adequate quick seductiveness in rivalries like KO/Cena’s mutual begrudging to sell us on nonetheless another third night of must-see programming. But after Money in a Bank, let’s all give any other a small space. MITB, specially one of a year’s many expected PPVs, is looking flattering lifeless right about now, in vast partial due to a dual weeks authorised to rise adequate interior storylines to means seductiveness in a ultimate outcome. Sheamus beefing with Orton? Meh. Reigns looking over his shoulder during Kane? Not enough. Ziggler presumably removing taken out whenever Rusev intervenes? Sure. Neville symbolically holding a flame from Kofi Kingston and promulgation flashbulbs a-popping with dynamite spots? Why not? But what does it all supplement adult to? And because is Big Show unexpected claiming desert to Ryback’s pretension again? And isn’t this main-event run all function a small quick for Ambrose, no matter how many times Rollins gets pinned on TV to spin a personification field? It’s all too fast! But hallelujah, Battleground takes place some-more than a month after MITB wraps, so here’s to being carefree that Roman, Bray, Cesaro, Wade Barrett and some-more find their subsequent dance partner as of Monday and get to take this one slow. Beause right now, everyone’s usually stepping on toes.    

Below a Belt:

  • Man, we unequivocally wish this all leads to Owens vs. Zayn on a categorical roster.
  • Really, John? Most expected rematch ever?
  • Love that Noble. “Tarnation!”
  • Will Rowan’s passing though material face spin be looked during as one of this era’s unaccompanied anomalies?
  • Or will that respect go to Ziggler’s new ponytail? Or his cornrow tail?
  • It’s observant something when a many noted impulse of that ladder-match promo was R-Truth’s comic relief.
  • Move of a Night: That crazy pump-handle neckbreaker over a knee from Owens usually looks brutal.
  • Sign of a Night: Or year? “Feed Me S’mores”
  • Line of a Night: Love a Miz (speaking to Ryback): “Can we be blunt with you? You’re ugly.”
  • In Case You Fast-Forwarded Through Commercials: I’ll lease anything J.B. Smoove is selling. Take that, Jeff Goldblum! And with a Monday night pizza-delivery ad wars entirely underway during Raw, I’ll have to pass on Pizza Hut’s triple-chocolate brownie.
  • Noticeable In Their Absence: Bray Wyatt, Wade Barrett, Naomi, Damien Sandow, Cesaro.

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